No Ape November: enrollment is open. You said you’d stop last month.

COPECenter for Overleveraged Portfolio Emergencies

COPE Admissions

Your coping strategy needs work.

Five questions, one admission card. Then, if you like, enroll your wallet in No Ape November.

Form COPE-11B · Intake

How often do you refresh charts?
What was your last excuse for buying?
Which phrase have you used most?
What is your goal for November?

Entertainment questionnaire. Not a medical assessment. Your answers stay in your browser.